Today, I've got: a sore throat, an achy body, a head full of cotton, and a stuffy nose. Now, if that's not a nasty cold that actually DEMANDS a day off - I don't know what is.
So here's the catch - I CAN'T RELAX. I mean, I slept until about 10. I ate Indian food for breakfast (possibly not the greatest choice, blurg). I set myself up a sick box next to my bed with everything I could possibly need in it (external hard drive with movies/tv, ibuprofen, tissues, headphones, journal, crossword puzzles, etc). I should be lounging about, reveling in the excuse to do nothing. But all I feel is stir crazy.
I can't be the only person who feels like this, right?!
This is a pretty hilarious post about 20 things to do on your sick day.
Here's how my day has gone so far:
- Wake up at 7am, body's natural get-up-for-work clock is on it. Go back to sleep.
- 9am - "Are you sure you're not going to work?" zzzzzzzzz.
- 10am - GODDAMMIT I can't stay asleep any longer because my nose is threatening to explode.
- Get hair under control (I look like I got electrocuted).
- Lie on bed moaning.
- Blow nose. (repeat every 5 minutes)
- Peruse Google Reader. (repeat every 5 minutes)
- Lose tissues in bed.
- After 15 minutes of raging, find tissues on floor at foot of bed.
- Watch 3 episodes of Community in a row before I remembered that I planned yesterday to try to space out tv watching with other, more productive things. Fail. Watch another episode of Community.
- Eat Indian food leftovers from last night. Begin to regret eating Indian food.
- Indian food seems to have settled, thank the baby Jesus.
- Decide to go see The Debt in theaters because it is the only movie that looks even remotely worth watching. Showtime: 2:15pm. Current time: 11:37. DRAT.
- Blog.
So. There we have it. Still no idea of how to tame my inner workaholic/meany voice. Mostly I think I'm just bored.
Ideas??
1 comment:
oh my, yes, i feel the exact same way when i miss work! even for valid "excuses"!! hope you feel better soon, sicky panda <3 <333
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